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2022.01.23 07:21 M4rk0o_ My film culture is terribly bad. I feel uncomfortable around people when they talk about movies and I have no idea what they're talking about. So, please, write me a list of all time classics that everybody should watch in your opinion.
My film culture is terribly bad. I feel uncomfortable around people when they talk about movies and I have no idea what they're talking about. So, please, write me a list of all time classics that everybody should watch in your opinion. My film culture is terribly bad. I feel uncomfortable around people when they talk about movies and I have no idea what they're talking about. So, please, write me a list of all time classics that everybody should watch in your opinion. My film culture is terribly bad. I feel uncomfortable around people when they talk about movies and I have no idea what they're talking about. So, please, write me a list of all time classics that everybody should watch in your opinion.
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2022.01.23 07:21 RedTideStories Eternal flame
“Hey man. How’s…” Kang paused, noticing his friend was staring off into the distance at a silhouette carrying a handbag in front of a grave. She laid down flowers, and lit some small candles.
“Nice,” Kang said slyly. “A sad girl at a grave, she’ll be looking for a set of arms to cry into in the middle of the night. Great set up for you. Is this just what you do all day, as a caretaker of the cemetery?”
Yijun made no reply. Kang walked closer to the window of the small hut, trying to get a better look at the girl. At that moment, the girl turned and left, revealing a youthful face that the cruel claws of life hadn’t quite reached yet. He thought he noticed a slight limp, but figured it was his eyesight deteriorating over time.
“Dude, she couldn’t be older than twenty-five. You’re almost forty.” His accusatory tone was starting to annoy Yijun. He turned and rolled his eyes at his friend. “That’s not why I was looking.” He walked away from the window, and handed his friend a piping hot cup of coffee he just brewed moments earlier.
“That section only contains three graves. Let me start from the oldest one.” He pointed at the one furthest away from the hut. “Yang Bisheng. He was a student activist that got killed by… You know.” The temperature in the hut suddenly dropped at the mention of that incident, that dark page of history no one dared to name. “The troops did a number on him, and he died before he reached the hospital.”
Taken aback, his friend bowed his head in respect.
“I’ve never seen his parents here. They’re probably too old, they couldn’t take it. I met the lawyer representing them once. His name was Li Zhifa.”
“They sued the government?” Kang asked in amazement. This was something you simply did not do.
Yijun nodded. “For murder too. Of course there was no way they were going to win. But he went ahead anyway. He knew the risks, and he went on nonetheless. I asked him why, as he knelt in front of Yang’s grave. He said - and this is a direct quote - ‘If everyone did the right thing, the world would be a better place.’ He did it out of principle.”
Kang could only manage a silent “Wow”.
“A few years later, a new grave was dug just next to Yang’s. It was Li. I was heartbroken. I waited day and night to see if anyone would visit his grave. It took half a year for anyone to come, but his younger sister eventually did.”
“She said she wasn’t told where he was buried. Imagine that! You can’t even go pay your respects. She said her brother was locked up for subversion of the state. 12 years in prison, and in some remote corner of the country so the family couldn’t visit easily. He was in some really cramped cell, and he basically lost the use of his legs from not being allowed to stand up. There were also beatings, and he died from an infected wound that wasn’t treated.”
Kang recoiled in disgust, imagining the blood and the gaping wound that must be required to kill a man. His face turned sharply at the thought of an idea. “How did she know? It’s not like they would let her visit after the beatings.”
Yijun shook his head gently. “She became a journalist.” Upon hearing this, the friend let out a sigh of pity.
“She dug into the medical records, and must have found some way of accessing the prison logs. She was determined to find out what really happened to Li. Later on, she got the idea to look into other unnatural deaths, and post them on social media. So every month when she came to visit, I was happy. I knew she was safe. But even that wasn’t for long. Two years ago, she vanished without a trace for five months. The day she didn’t show up, I knew she was in trouble.” He took the first sip of the rapidly cooling coffee.
“And that’s her.” Kang deduced, pointing at the third and final grave.
“Yeah. Li Ting. She was beaten to death by two men wearing ski masks in the middle of the summer. No case was ever opened. That girl there, that is her daughter. She’s just twenty-one. She had been asking the local officials why no case was opened, and she just went to the capital to petition the central government to open the case for her mother.” Yijun took another sip, but found it getting more bitter by the second. “The police beat her. That’s why she was limping a little just now. But I know she’s gonna keep going. I just… I have a terrible feeling in my stomach.”
He set down his coffee and leaned in towards his friend. “So that’s the story. The people who visit the grave eventually end up in a neighboring grave. And from the looks of things, that girl - Zhang Zhenzhen - will be next, no matter how much I wish it weren’t.”
“That’s… Terrifying.” Kang concluded, barely able to look up from his lukewarm cup of coffee.”
“Really?” Yijun mused. “I must admit it gave me a warm and fuzzy feeling on the inside.” He took a long drink, finishing the rest of his cup.
Kang looked up in complete shock. He stared searchingly into the caretaker’s eyes. How could you say that? He wondered. “What a cold-blooded thing to say…” He started to tear into him, deciding consciously that this was a person he no longer wanted to associate himself with. Was he in the government, a spy of some sort that’s just been relegated to the graveyard shifts? Could he have some sort of weapon with him right now? All sorts of thoughts raced through his mind.
“It’s not what you think. But if every time someone like them dies, someone comes up and picks up where they left off, then in a way, their spirit never dies. They’re even willing to do it when their friends or family died trying. They won’t be beaten into submission. That’s what gives me hope.”
A sudden gust of wind blew out the candles in front of the grave. Yijun walked over and pulled out his box of matches. The flame gradually found a home on the wick, shielded from the wind by his rough hand. As he retracted his hand, it flickered but did not fail. As long as people are still lighting a match, the light will never die.
He turned towards the gate, Zhang having been out of sight for a long time. “Good luck,” he whispered.
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2022.01.23 07:21 Staud59 Need help to transcribe.
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2022.01.23 07:21 Natsocenis Single volume has less storage space than storage pool
I have a 920+ which had 3x18tb drives and 1x16tb drive running in SHR-1. I recently swapped out the 16tb drive with a 18tb, did the repair, and it all looks healthy. Final config is 4x18tb drives with SHR-1
The issue is is that the storage pool has 49.1 TB, but the volume only has 47.1TB, I can't figure out how to expand the volume.
I've tried reading the expanding volume docs here https://kb.synology.com/en-global/DSM/help/DSM/StorageManagevolume_expand_volume?version=6 which seems to imply that it automatically expands the volume.
I've also gone into the volume settings, and it looks like modify storage has been set to 50278gb.
Has anyone come across this? or am I missing something? Any help with be greatly appreciated
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2022.01.23 07:21 takhfifekhob تیشرت مردانه Araz مدل 25001
2022.01.23 07:21 KangarooAfraid7694 Does anyone know will nextgen consoles get shaders on minecraft?
2022.01.23 07:21 SharkHead38 Monkey Knowledge Ideas
2 for each tower cuz why not :p
Weak Point: When attacking a MOAB class bloon affected by Embrittlement, Super Brittle, Cripple MOAB, Glue Strike or Glue Storm, all of Crossbow Master's shots become crits for 5 seconds. 1 minute cooldown.
Improved Balls: Increases projectile lifespan of Juggernaut and Spike-O-Pult spikeballs and spikeballs now accelerate slightly. Ultra Juggernaut also costs less.
Boss Blades: Blade shooters now use specialised saw blades rip through Boss bloon layers, dealing extra damage.
Fuel the Flames: Inferno Ring gains a stacking attack speed and damage buff as long as bloons are burning in its radius, giving 0.1% increased attack speed, 0.1 bloon damage and 0.2 MOAB damage per buff, stacking up to 100. 1 stack is given every 50 pops. Each stack lasts 2 seconds.
Smart Glaives: MOAR Glaives use more advanced technology that allows the glaives to locate camouflaged bloons.
Goner Rangs: Heavy kylies do not return.
Shatter Frags: The frags from Bloon Crush become so powerful they can completely shatter ceramic shells.
MOAB Destroyer: MOAB Eliminator ignores all bloon properties.
Colder: Arctic Wind and Permafrost slow down increased by 10%
Viral Frost: Any bloons touching a frozen bloon become frozen as well.
Industrial Glue: MOAB glue slows down MOAB class bloons by 40%, corrosive glue deals 5 more damage to MOAB class bloons per tick. On Spillway, liquifiying and solving glue does 10 more damage to all bloon types.
Super Stick: Super Glue and Glue Storm allow fragment projectiles (e.g Frag bombs, ice shards, icicles) to stick to glued bloons, dealing extra damage to surrounding bloons.
Improved Rifles: Snipers now attack 10% faster.
Assassin: Deals double damage in one strike if it would pop the bloon entirely (e.g 120 health ceramic, example sniper does 60 damage. It would deal double damage and pop the ceramic in one hit)
Prime: All of Apache Prime attacks hits every bloon type.
Commander Communication: AP Darts Subs can shoot in a radius around heli pilots, and Commanche helicopters use armour piercing darts. Requires both Sub Commander and Commanche Commander to activate.
Hotter Darts: Heat-Tipped Darts do +1 damage to all bloon types.
A REALLY BIG EXPLOSION: The Biggest One hits bloons no matter where it is targetted. Stun only applies at the explosions center.
Burn 'Em: When Striker Jones' Artillery Command ability is used, any burny stuff mortars on screen will burn every single other bloon on screen.
Terror of the Skies: Flying Fortress can target its 3 attacks.
Bloontonium Radiation: Any bloons that survive the Tsar Bomba take 15 damage every second for 10 seconds. Does not affect Lead Bloons.
Deny: If bloons get to 75% of the track, all dartling gunners on Independent Targetting will target those bloons.
Budget Gunners: Tier 3 Dartling Gunner Upgrades cost 10% less.
Ghost Ship: Pirate Lord and Monkey Pirates attack 75% faster when there are Zombie BFBs or Lych the Gravelord on screen.
Traders: Trade Empire's favoured trades upgrade affects every tower on screen
Cometfall: Archmage gains an active ability that shoots a meteor at the strongest bloon on screen, dealing 5% of the bloon's Max HP in damage. Deals more damage if the Archmage has a higher pop count, maxing at 5% extra damage. 3 minute cooldown.
Soul Collecter: Selling towers increased the Prince of Darkness' Graveyard. How did he turn them into bloons?
Saikou: Ninja Paragon deals increased damage when it is the only paragon on screen.
Sabotage Supply Lines: One less bloon of each bloon type appears each round when the Grand Sabotage ability is used. Does not affect rounds with only 1 bloon like 80 or 100.
Havoc: Fueled with the power of vengeance, the Avatar of Wrath and all Poplust and Druids of Wrath deal increased damage when the Vengeful One has been summoned.
Master of Air: Following in the ways of Vortex, Superstorm gains an active ability to slow down other tower's attack speeds to increase its own attack speed. During the ability's duration, damage is also amplified based on how many bloons are being hit by lightning.
Advanced Targetting: Allows Robo-Monkey to target both of its arms on the same targetting prio.
Devout Followers: Sun Avatars deal increased damage and pierce per Sun Temple on screen.
Pure Gold: Acid deals less damage to Golden bloons and Golden bloons now have lead properties.
Unstable: Total Transformation's cooldown randomly reduces by random increments.
Rhythm of the Jungle: Jungle Drums increases damage by an extra 5%.
Monkey Fort: Monkey Villages increase pierce of all monkeys in range by 3.
Hyperspeed: Overclocking a sentry has 2x the effect of overclocking a monkey. Ultraboost not effected.
Mechanic: Sentry Champion, being a master of machines, increases attack speed of tack shooters and spike factories in range.
Fertile Soil: Banana Farms grow 1 extra bunch of bananas every round on the map Cornfield.
Nature's Growth: Obyn gains XP 2% faster for each banana farm on screen, up to 10%.
Giga Mines: Super Mines explosions now stun MOAB class bloons.
Deadlier Spikes: Deadly Spikes last one round longer and deal 3 damage per spike.
Melt: Heat it Up deals +1 damage to lead and frozen bloons.
Stronger Arrows: Quincy's arrows hit all bloon types.
Another Aircraft: UCAV gains the buffs from Flagship Carrier with 50% effectiveness.
Phantom Blade: Sauda sends ones of her blades to charge across the map when using Sword Charge, while she stays and attacks with half attack speed.
Crush: Pat destroys ceramic layers whenever he attacks a ceramic bloon
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2022.01.23 07:21 shfhshabahhaygv Rate my line
Playing in a tourney, somewhere is mid early levels. Hero on button holding 22offsuit with effective stack of 40 bb.
Mp raises 3bb, Sb calls and we call.
Flop comes 886 r. Checks around. Turn brings and 8. We bet 4bb. Both me and Sb call.
River brings 4x. Checks around. Mp shows king high. Sb has 75 for the straight. Hero mucks pocket 22s.
This looks pretty standard, any thing you would have done differently?
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2022.01.23 07:21 NickyGi Matchpoint - Tennis Championships Announcement Trailer
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2022.01.23 07:21 auga3rifle Why do they look like giant selfie sticks
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2022.01.23 07:21 TheEminenceInShadow almost everyone supports them
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2022.01.23 07:21 Ace-rimmer1991 מלחמת יום כיפור להיות כמו
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2022.01.23 07:21 chmb23 Nudes du 38
2022.01.23 07:21 Lordmuffalot 30 [M4F] #Copenhagen, Denmark - Can I use your thighs as earwarmers this winter?
I've always really enjoyed eating pussy. There is just something incredibly intimate about satisfying your partner with your mouth. I love the feeling of my tongue against her warm, wet skin. I love hearing her moans and feel how her body reacts to my movements. I love the taste, the smell and the feeling of her thighs on each side of my face. Not to mention the amazing view of her body from a perfect angle. I could spend many hours just licking, sucking and exploring this wonderous place.
I started my sexual exploration phase quite late in my life, so I definately still have a lot to learn, but I'd love to meet someone here who loves getting her pussy licked for regulasemi regular oral sessions. I'd ideally like something ongoing so that I can get to know you a little and we can experiment with different techniques to see what you enjoy the most. No requirement of reciprocation. I love giving and enjoy improving my oral skills.
I'm also open for just a one time thing in case if that's what you prefer.
If this caught your interest, feel free to reach out 😊
A little about me: I'm 30 years old, well educated, tall, with dark blonde hair and blue eyes. I enjoy thinking about the big questions in life, history, philosphy, but also just relaxing and having fun. My friends and family are the most important things to me.
I'm working full time and love making a difference for other people. I'm fully vaccinated and would be able to host if needed.
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2022.01.23 07:21 user09274620 Why did he unblock me? What kind of game is this?
I recently had someone come back into my life after years of talking, we started back up and it was just like old times. After a little while I found out he had a fiancé who found out about us talking. I had started to develop feeling for him so when he told me he had to block me “to keep away from me” it hurt but it was for the best. A few months went by and I realized he unblocked me but never reached out. What’s the point? Is he just seeing if I’ll notice for fun or does he still have feelings there? It just weirdly made me angry to see and I wish I understood why.
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2022.01.23 07:21 walteerr Okie dokie
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2022.01.23 07:21 mamasnoodles A new mythical fighter was born last night
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2022.01.23 07:21 Morbidfanboy Can't use fingerprint on lock screen after expanding the notifications
Scenario: I have notifications. I wake my phone by tapping the screen and swipe down to expand the notifications. I swipe up to close the notification shade, and I get my pattern unlock screen. Swiping back takes me back to my notification shade. I can't get to the fingerprint unlock option. Is this just me? Does anyone know if this is an established problem?
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2022.01.23 07:21 Significant-Pie-8898 More chang courses?
Do you guys know if Chang updates their course offerings prior to enrolment dates? I want to take a required course but it isn’t up there. I was wondering if anybody knows whether they usually update more courses? Or is that all that they are offering?
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2022.01.23 07:21 Fun-Chipmunk5735 Another random insanity. Tale about John the coal miner and his odd little adventure.
Once upon a time, John was a young boy. He was a coal miner, like his father and his father's father before him. One day, he found a magic wand. When he touched it to a pile of coal, they turned into gold.
Paddle, shovel, pickax, and crowbar were his friends. The Ozone layer was a monster, who was more powerful than John.
John hated it with a passion. Puddle, puddle, puddle was the Ozone layer's name. It was a black, smoggy substance that covered the sky like a blanket of fog. He put the wand to better use, and soon he had enough gold to make a wealthy miner. He was the richest miner in the region. He bought a ship, and sailed off into the horizon. Middle finger up, John sailed away.
He had to be a pirate, or a wizard, or a sorcerer. Only those professions were allowed to touch the wand. He jump out of bed, and went down to the kitchen. As he sat there, the wind and the sea roared outside. It sounded like a wild beast. The paper chair snarled and scratched, and the cat ran away in terror. John whistled, and went back to bed. He was a sailor. He sailed the world, and explored strange lands. Someone jumped out of the corner, and startled John. It was a rat. He hated rats. They were filthy, and had a habit of popping up in his food. John punched the air, and cursed. The air punched him back and spit on him
Air: I will kick your bitch ass.
John went to the kitchen. He had a long knife in one hand, and a cleaver in the other.
John: Eat me, asshole. I am the sun.
John: I am the moon.
John: I am the mountain.
John: I am the fire.
John: I am the blood.
John: I am the light.
John: I am the truth.
Piss off, Ozone layer, or I'll cut you down. Throwing the knife, John cut the Ozone layer's head off. It was that easy.
John: Now I am God.
Rat: No, you are not.
John: Are you not?
John: You are a bastard rat.
Rat: You are a bastard man.
John: You are a filthy, stinking bastard.
John: You are a witch.
Witch: you are a bitch.
John: you are a slut.
Slut: You are a lot of shit bags.
Mason jar: I wish you were the moon.
John: You are stupid.
John: Fuck you i will eat your spine.
Mason jar: You have potential... as in future potential.
John: I'm a fucking wizard.
Mason jar: You need to focus more.
John: You eat a tank of shit and croak like a crow, jump like a grasshopper and slap your ass when christmas music plays.
Mason jar: You need to lighten up.
John: You are a dickhead.
Mason jar: You need to stop hitting yourself and others.
John: You are a dick.
Mason jar: You are a fucking idiot.
Bum John: You have no spark of intelligence, no intuition, no cunning. You are like a cockroach.
Mason jar: I will bite your brain out, shit on you and then crush your skull with a hammer. You have one last chance to redeem yourself.
John: Fuck you, i am smarter than you.
Mason jar: You can still turn your life around.
John: I will take over your life.
Mason jar: Do you know how many people have tried to take over my life?
John: Beat it, dickhead.
Mason jar: Get down on your knees and beg me.
John: I will not kneel to a filthy insect like you.
Chair man: I will punch your cunt if you wont shut up.
John: I will not.
Chair man: Oh, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will, you will.
John: are you done, weirdo?
Mason jar: Yes.
John: Fine. Then let's go.
The mine was a strange place. There was no sun, and the air was thick and black.
Air: And we meet again, bastatd!
John: Shut the fuck up, Ozone layer.
Ozone layer: You are John, the Wandering Jewel.
Ozone layer: You are Nam, the Defiant One.
Nam: Fuck you, you are dog shit piece of passive bread.
Nam punch John in face.
Nam: Now you are the new and improved John.
Nam: I have a thirst for blood.
Nam: I will feast upon your soul.
Mason jar: I will save you my master, and then I will feast upon your soul.
Nam: Let us begin.
They sat at a table, and stared blankly ahead. They shat on the table takes turn. It was Nam's turn to shit.
Nam: The power of the moon is in me.
Mason jar: Shit up and talk.
Nam: Be quiet, beast.
John: Can we start the yearning process on the fresh shit on the table?
John: Can we not?
Mason jar: Let's get this party started, bitch.
Nam: You are a fucking beast, and I will put a knife through your heart and piss on you.
Mason jar: Let's begin.
John: You need to calm down, and you need to stop being so angry.
Nam: Let's call cats for five minutes, and then I'll calm down.
John: Fine, let's do that.
John: Hello, cats.
John: Hello, kitties.
Mason jar: Meow.
Mason jar: Meow.
John: damn we are a weird ass mad trash bags.
Ozone layer: Meow.
Mason jar punch John in the face.
Nam: I cannot believe you just did that!
Ozone layer: We are the fucking epitome of the feline spirit.
Nam punch Mason jar in the side of the head.
John: You are a cheddar brained fuck face whose only redeeming feature is your ability to hit a woman.
Mason jar: You are an emo cunt.
Mason jar: You are not a woman.
John: But I define myself as a woman.
Nam: You are a guy.
Mason jar: You are an idiot.
John: Shut up, both of you.
Mason jar: You are mentally ill, go get treated.
Nam: You eat from trash can, you hobbo.
Mason jar: You are an incompetent ass, go back to the coal mine.
John: I will be your bitch tonight.
Mason jar: Fine, let's begin.
Nam: Your scent is like a forest pool.
Mason jar: Ah, lovely Nam.
Nam: You are an ocean.
Mason jar: You are a sweetheart.
John: You are beautiful.
Mason jar: You are an angel.
John: I am a lion.
Mason jar: You are strong.
John: I am a sword.
Mason jar: You are a flame.
Nam: You both are gorgeous.
Nam: Wanna do threesome?
John: Sure, why not?
Nam: You lick my clit, and then I will lick your cock.
John: You are a dirty whore.
Mason jar: You are a dirty whore.
Mason jar: You were beaten with a kettle while you crawled to the dump.
John: Fuck you, shut up. Your brain been pecked out by a crow while you lying unconscious and drunk after the remarriage of your parents who are brother and sister to each other.
Mason jar: You are a bed wetter.
John: You are a mug fucker.
Mason jar: Go back to your mine, peasant.
John: go back to your stable and fuck on with your steeds.
Mason jar: Your asshole is the size of a bucket, that's you who have fucked with steeds.
John: Who are you to call me a stable boy? I am a son of a king.
Mason jar: You are a son of a king of quick ejaculations.
John: You are son of donkey who married on garbage.
Mason jar: You are a carp that is being fucked in the mouth by fishophile perverts.
Nam: I am leaving. Nothing good will come from this.
Mason jar: Fuck you. You are going to a marathon of fucking you in the ass.
Nam: Unlike you, I will not participate there.
Mason jar: Unlike you, I didn't lick peasants' shoes.
Nam: You are a peasant.
Mason jar: I am a lord.
John: You are a lord of beggary and dirty crap trousers.
Mason jar: Screw you guys, I go home.
John: Can a loc come up in your crib?
Mason jar: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.
John: Ah, pesant, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, stable boy.
John: Maybe if you got rid of that odd ass haircut you got, you'd get Nam on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe King Nephi will send you a letter that says "Get fucked" if he ever stop to beating up people with his metal stick or eat someone spleen. Pesaant!
John walks away and shows a middle finger.
Mason jar: What?! Hmph you motherfucker.
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